A new college student named, Zulfiqar, begins his first day of classes at Cal. While finding Dwinelle Hall, he meets three other students named Aslam, Shivani, and Jassi. Despite the fact that Zulfiqar reeks of coconut oil and sports a mustache that makes him look like a Charlie Chaplin, they befriend him. Things start to get a little complicated when Zulfiqar sees "the love of his life" walking down Sproul one day. He vows to win her over by going from FOB to fashionable.